We are now excepting applicants for a full time, live in barber that can tame a 10 month old’s hair…
Since we’re on week 3 of sick kids, we are also willing to pay big bucks to the person that can get our kids well.
Actively seeking a perfectly mannered 3 year old companion for MR. Must like princesses, tutus, bubbles, dogs, and marshmallows.
We’re also in search of a part time baby-holder/entertainer for the little man of the house. Must be patient, seldom grossed out by a constant runny nose, and willing to change dirty diapers.
In need of a cook whose cuisine extends beyond a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal and the Chick-fil-A drivthru.
A temporary stand-in husband who is as sweet as my own, that is willing to play with kids, grill steaks, and kiss boo boos. ** G has had an incredibly busy work week. He’s been pulling all nighters and has worked most of the weekend .**
Until I get my favorite handyman back, I am also looking to acquire 24 hour access to a work crew from HGTV. Must be willing to work for free and help out with children as needed.
In need of an affordable photographer who can capture a good family picture and some sweet sibling pictures of MR and Hutson. A picture where both kids are looking at the camera and fingers are out of nose and mouth.
looks like some of the job requirements that i am looking for too, love it:)
ps i hope you guys get well soon!!